i'm out of smokes so i just had an after sex popsicle. this might become an addiction.
And then he said "I can't get blown while Gordon Bombay and Mr. Holland stare at me from the TV"
Anyways, i'm off to play with a rubber dick and a ouija board with two other girls...
I think Charlie st. Cloud is the saddest thing I can masturbate to.
Someone apparently named 'eleaw' just text me asking if I had fun last night.
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
She just kept saying "bless your heart" to him while he cried because he came so fast. I think a Texas woman was just what he needed
It's a given that you're going to get peed on at a country concert
Boys that pee in my bed don't get happy birthday wallposts on facebook
Wear whatever you want, I'm wearing ass-less chaps and a sombrero
Well then sir I'll probably see you tomorrow after my class and at 3 with your clothes off. Sounds like a solid way to start the weekend to me
I thought it was improvement but then i realized sex isn't an emotion and I hate everyone
I think one of your friend's offered my friend chicken tenders back at his place...just FYI he should probably come up w/ another line
Whatever. I just want to indulge in this mcchicken and forget all about his tiny penis.
While all of the skanky girls from the crowd got on stage we screamed fair game and scoped out all their boyfriends, she made out with 2, this is what we call taking advantage of the situation
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