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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
First of all...stop making excuses. Second of all...Fuck the surgeon generals warning
Fuck. The basement bathroom I've been getting head in for 6 months just went 'Out of Service'.
It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
Alright, my brain isn't sure how to properly function on a Wednesday with no hangover and more than 3 hours of sleep.
Is this helping you get pumped up or am I going to have to send you more dick pics?
It was like giving head to a cactus.
Also I think I realized when my life started to turn into shambles.. The day I took my high school senior picture WITH A HICKEY ON MY NECK
he can suck his own dick, i cant compete with that
You can be responsible and still be on that ho life
I cant believe you made me read bad furry sexts
I will be wearing a suit out more cuz it has been decided i rage harder with a power tie
Come get your boyfriend. He is hammered talking to me about hot dogs and casinos.
Caitlin, you were laying in your bed feeding your dog ritz chips and singing a whole new world at 4am loud enough your neighbors came over an asked you to stop.
I love my life
He’s basically a sexual superhero. A mild mannered marketing intern by day, but a very horny 22 year old with pornstar stamina at nights!
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