Most awkward thing ever: Meeting your BattleShits opponent post war.
Not only did a random toaster end up in my house last night, it's also full of skittles.
ok this guy next to me just sat down with a no joke, 10,000 page book, popped an addy, cracked open a red bull and opened the book to page 1.
Fucking Canada. At least when they wake up tomorrow they're still in Canada
I literally need to be slapped with another cock just to notice it.
Making a drinking game out of jeopardy does not mean you studied..
HELP A SISTER OUT. AND KEEP YOUR TONGUE OUT OF THE HUMMUS.
TOO HIGH TO FIGURE THIS SHIT OUT
his face was nice enough, but his choice of footwear screamed columbian drug lord
You're worse than that girl who made out with her cousin at that party
That was you...
My car windows are covered in lube. Happy 4th of July!
My inner pteradactyl is also confused.
hell or highwater he WILL get a blowjob in the hammock before the end of summer.
Ugh... The hoe gods giveth and the hoe gods taketh away.
some kid just came up 2 me bleeding yelling "thats how u riot"
This is a hangover from hell. Delivered by the devil himself.
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