All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
His facebook interests include 'unstrapping velcro'.
using blue streamers we found on the bathroom floor was probably not the best substitute for toilet paper.
$5 off purchases of eighths or more today only. Happy tax-free weekend. -Your consumer-minded pot dealer
Yeah I should probably start planning our first conversation instead of our first child.
Literally I thought my ears were pouring out blood. That high.
I'm really hoping to find some quality strange ass tonight while at my court appearance.
I'm in a waiting room at the hospital - and there's a dude here who is WAY too proud of his urine sample.
Right now, millions of people are waking up to get ready for work, start their day, and be productive members of society. I just found a 40 stashed in my fridge. I'm getting daybreak drunk. Zero fucks are given.
Isn't being unemployed beautiful sometimes?
it is a dangerous dangerous place where morals and dignity go to die and all your fantasies about men become reality.
I wish I could be at this cabin banging all these old dads
I guess I'm just gonna have to learn to live with the fact that I'm the guy who takes his pants off at the party and tries to start an orgy
I'm not sure how to explain it, but I feel like our penises have a connection. Like long lost brothers. We're not even gay.
There are way too many people I have fucked in this class for this not to be awkward
Can I bother you for a second.
You always bother me but go on.
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