I'm gonna cuddle the shit out of you tomorrow
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
pretend to be my girlfriend and sign me up for tool academy
Well he's not a stripper, so we're already doing better than my last date.
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I started sorting laundry at 6 am. He finally got the hint and left
I vagually remember taking your birthcontrol and washing it down with ash water
You can't start the super bowl without starting a kitchen fire making cole slaw. Its unamerican.
I don't even want to know
I'm drunk, we're losing, and I'm in the visitors stands. This is about to get ugly.
Why are there jello shots in the kitchen drawer?
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Update. A gay dude just told me I'm the most beautiful thing with a vagina he as ever seen. How should I feel about this?
I have a terrible feeling that I made out with a fraternity last night
I'll just tell you, some how when we were having sex on Friday my collarbone got fractured.
Wow just discovered I can communicate my favorite sex positions using only emojis god bless this age of technology
What exactly is it about Doctor Who thigh high socks with a matching shirt that says "take me I'm yours!"
He's gonna fuck me, then his girlfriend is going to come over and fuck me in front of him. And they're smoking me out. Happy birthday to ME
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