Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
Michael Bay is the white Tyler Perry.
she was most def 27.5% uglier than a troll, but the sex was great
it got awkward when she realized that our nickname for her was "The Hambeast"
once she started licking the door on the stall, i got out of there and told her bf "this is your problem now" and walked away
someone needs to make a hangover cure that isn't cocaine.
The cops walked in and cracked up bec he was passed out on the couch in a pink tutu.
Trying to figure out if the guy I'm with right now is the same guy I met spring break
Oh duude it is the guy from spring break! Awk.
Youre having a picnic
Yeah but all we have is vodka, so it's getting a bit out of hand.
I didn't think I was even that high but when we were standing in the cop car's headlights I totally forgot how to use my arms
she made me cum so hard I dislocated my jaw. I'm keeping her
IF YOU HAVE THE CHANCE TO HIT THAT, AND YOU DON'T, I WILL FUCKING CRUCIFY YOU.
You're such a supportive sister.
That was the most spiritually awakened shit I have ever taken.
Got caught up in a real life love triangle. Both guys wanted me. I'm tempted to just run off with the cute girl from McDonalds instead
Please do that
I woke up on the hammock spooning a box of Cheese Itz.
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