I probably wouldn't hook up with him if I had to deal with more than his penis. i think cumulatively we are up to a minute of actual conversation this week.
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
My walk of shame was far more interesting today. He's moving and was cleaning out his apartment, so not only was I carrying my clothes, I also walked away with 4 bottles of cheap wine and a jar of ragu.
Resolution for 2011: blow jobs are a privilege, not a right.
He goes "sorry was at the gym. Some of us workout " and I wanted to text him back and go "well some of us do occasional drugs so we don't have to"
He told me he wants to eat me out all day while I lay in bed watching football. Seems like a solid foundation for a relationship to me.
I wish you were awake and high the same times I was awake and high. And also in the same state. So we can fuck passionately.
He let me keep my Michael Jordan Bulls jersey on during sex.
Did I run away from you last night?
Yeah it was a great moment for our friendship
Do you think I need to report to HR that the intern and I had butt sex?
Life goal: sit on his perfect beautiful David Archuleta-lookalike face
Besides, I'm booked tomorrow. I'm planning on drinking heavily and crying in the bath.
Your cousin just directly asked you for nudes
Kinda suprised you didn't immediately ask about the lesbian ghosts tho
My brother is so high right now he's eating frozen peas and called them "fucking delightful"
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