You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
you dont have to exercise, you threw up last night!
in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
New beer pong partner names "Bus Boys" ... We clear tables
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the choice between paying your electricity bill and getting herpes medicine is a tough one.
It was a rude awakening when I turned on my phone and the first thing I saw was a picture of David's dick with a face on it, I need to stop drinking in his basement...
Best dream ever last night. You moved here. Your Spanish name meant highway. Your favorite food was styrofoam.
I never thought the first time a taser would be used on me would be at an applebees
I just spent 20 mins in the shower washing n rewashing my body to get rid of stripper. I even loofa'd my face.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Walk of shame: Easter Edition. He is risen.
I want to share a beverage of the alcoholic category with you, but I'm conflicted about getting out from under my covers.
the fact that you trapped hornets in a mailing tube to put in his mailbox does not surprise me sadly.
You're the only person I know who would go to New Jersey to give a blowjob and I have so much respect for you for it
I am witnessing a blind guy whip ass at beer pong
drunkkkkk be here I heart you
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