We just made mixed drinks in the bathroom of burger king. This is sad.
Never underestimate the healing power of vomiting and a bath.
grown man stumbling drunk down green street wearing nothing but a hot dog costume and crying. its not even noon yet.
So where are we on this whole, you write my paper...i do sexual favors situation?
Nicole, you can't keep coming over at 3am wanting to build igloos.
I drank it. I drank the beer from '78. I drank my bday beer, I drank my soul
Hostess is going out of business we'll never survive the apocalypse
You're too morally constrained. I firmly believe that you should be less concerned with how young she is and more excited by the fact that she's not jailbait by virtue of a legal technicality.
My dream of watching a live dick sword fight might never be realized now. Currently sobbing, shots to follow
That's the only way to get approved without a guarantor.
WHAT DOES THAT MEAN WHAT FUCKING LANGUAGE ARE YOU SPEAKING
We don't have paper towels so I microwaved a spinach/egg sandwich thingy wrapped in toilet paper. Toilet paper. so that's how my day started.
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
a girl walked up to me and asked if you were my brother. she shook her head and said 'im so sorry' when i said yes. what did you fucking do????????
I just compared my relationship to that double ended dong scene from Requiem. This day just took a turn.
Despite evidence suggesting otherwise, it turns out max is 100%straight.
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