I mean roof. it goes up. its important day. you should recongziw it.
You're drunk. Make complete sentences.
It's not luke its my birthday or anything. Mike, understand.
on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
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I just wanna lay in my bed all bundled up as have someone feed me lettuce
Oh and I ate all of your Cinnamon Toast Crunch. Consider it part of your reparation payment for accidental anal insertion. I may continue to collect payments until I am no longer sore.
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
im not trying to sound dramatic, but im covered in microwavable lasagna
But he has cupcakes AND I'm guaranteed an orgasm. .. I feel like I shouldn't even have to actually make a decision here.
I'm totally going to bang the cable guy tonight. I'm so pumped
HE PEED ON ME. THE MANAGER OF THE BAR.
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
No, it's okay that he's on a date. I attach no more emotion to him than I do my vibrator.
Three cans of beer can fit in the shower catty... multi tasking
I just bought two 8 Balls of Coke from the chick nurse that stitched my leg together in the ER after my bike accident last summer.
Randomize
