Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
Dude, just got a bummer.
What??
A blow job from a homeless chick.
she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
I never want to hear the words 'my therapist says . . . ' while naked again.
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I took his sheets with my when I left seeing that I underestimated my period. Also grabbed a 6-pack out of the fridge because breakfast is the most important meal of the day & I don't do other peoples laundry for free.
Dude squirt doesnt even begin to describe it i thought she was the lost portal to atlantis with how much she let out
You owe me new eyes. The ones I have are burned with your balls into the back of my eyes. And every time I close them, your balls are right there...
Some guy walked in while I was taking a piss and asked me if I knew of a back way out of the bar. He looked pretty freaked out.
well... I just junk punched a carnie. Doesnt matter how, it still counts for my bucket list.
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Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
So we came to a decision, you need to fuck your hot roommate and send us pictures. We voted, so don't hate the democracy this great country stands for
I woke up this morning with a tampon in my nose and food EVERYWHERE...
I want to get up and tell you that smells delicious but I'm struggling with the idea of pants
I think the highlight of my night is when I was eating a mayonnaise sandwich. drunk me was on point.
No. No. Fuck you! You can do your own grocery shopping.
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