Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
some girl had on jean underwear. i hate america.
WHY DOES GOD HATE MY DICK
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
I know this is random but to this day I regret not having sex with you on that atv on the top of that mountain underneath the American flag.
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
Dan I was a mess I made out with a 40 yr old who gave me a wad of cash for Christmas. Like wtf
They used the ice bucket from their room to drink beer from and called it the "Holy Grail"
I'm sitting at dinner with my family looking over sexts. The thirst is far too real. They're talking about retail and I'm like haha, yes, you are all correct.
So we are in the middle of sex and his brother knocks on the door and says "dude I just wanted to know if you want to see the fish I got tonight"
Just ignore the penis. It's won't bother you. I promise.
The sorting hat of life was not kind to you.....
I was really excited when I saw a billboard for neverbethirsty.org this morning. Then I realized it was for a church.
Just had to read the instructions to my microwave. How am I so high?
this vacation is helping with my sexual bucket list so much. threesome, deaf guy, and outdoor sex all accomplished.
Randomize
