Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
I like how you refer to peeing in the car as "super cute"
Just try to make good decisions...remember our convo we had about morals the other day?
Turn them off?
she keeps The Day After Pill in her bra... there is a God.
not good my parents heard a big thud and found me passed out in the bathrrom abt an hr ago. hit my head arm and side. dont remember. real talk.
I left a care package of Jack Daniel's, pancake mix and porn in your apartment. Merry fucking Christmas.
I just ate powdered extacy out of my wallet. I think I might have for a second of my reasonable life been on your level.
Speaking of fellatio on fictional characters, the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man would be a delicious blowjob.
So what's the moral standing on reading gay porn on your phone whilst sitting next to your 87 year old Grandma?
I'm to the point where I'm fantasizing about Iron Chefs going down on me.
My greatest accomplishment today was eating a box of Thai food the size of a toddler.
Once he bit me I drew the fucking line.
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
I wanna stuff your vagina full of Reese's peanut butter hearts and eat you clean
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