Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
we were frolicking through a fountain of pizza rolls. it was like the best dream i ever had
I pretty much gave up on you when you told me you couldn't go home yet b/c you had to stop at church first. It was 2 AM and you insisted you were late for mass.
We must be getting old. All of our friends are having kids and they aren't illegitimate.
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don't think this is any sort of attachment thing but if I'm going to throw up regularly at your house, I'm going to keep a tooth brush there
How are YOU going to look? Buying 40's on Christmas eve.
He managed to tell me he was blind in one eye and convince me to have sex with him in the same conversation. It's love.
Just once I'd like to throw a party where I don't have to clean up someone else's blood the next morning.
We never did figure out who the stuff on the wall came from, did we?
My class coordinator for bio told us that the only thing we should do the night before an exam is to get laid. And then party down after the exam. I like him.
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No fair. I need a fuck buddy to entertain me till the power comes back on
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
Sometimes I just take my boobs out of my shirt so they can get some fresh air
I got so drunk last night that I was drunk in my dream. Good night
Ok. After that I think I'm going to drag queen jello wrestling if you would care to join.
I took advantage of the fact that my mentee had to go to the bathroom to throw up in the other stall. I'm going to hell for being hungover at an elementary school.
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