Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
it's like sucking your thumb. only its not yours. and its a penis.
i watch way too much csi for them to even pretend to be my friend.
Drinking with a woman who gave an anti-drugs speech at my high school. Somehow, not surprised.
He tried to make an olympic torch by lighting a corona box on top of a pool cleaner.
There's a warrant out for his arrest for throwing a mannequin through a bus stop.
I just very easily got pretty high off of one bowl of shitty dirt weed. I'm a sad excuse for who I used to be.
i want to go make food but i'll have to face my mom after telling her that the random i'm sleeping with, whose name i don't know, told me I was "too slutty to be his girlfriend" when i was drunk last night
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
Whiskey dick has taught us to be smart with our time.
I have to call my new boss to accept the job offer so you have pack the bowl while I pretend I'm a responsible adult THEN we can get high
We took a walk on the beach after the bar, he held my hand and kissed me. And then I peed under a lifeguard stand. It was so romantic.
I DID NOT GO INTO HOURS OF STRENUOUS LABOR FOR YOU TO LOOK LIKE A DOMINATRIX BARMAID ON A WEEKDAY. AT LEAST SAVE IT FOR THE WEEKEND GDI.
Nothing like casual arson to brighten your day
i knew it was a party when i saw you sitting on the couch naked with the keg in your lap, still drinking and passing out cups
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