I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
last night i got mauled by 2 gay men who were trying to make each other jealous by making the other think they could swing back- you're going to love atl
woke up naked, gf gone. There is a cup of change in the fridge, a bird in the bathroom, and odie is drawn on my ceiling. I live in a non sequitur
ironically, his detergent was also "small and mighty"
Um, so I couldn't say it in person, but if you find my underwear in your office. Sorry. I couldn't find them, so yea.
He tried to fight me not realizing that I work as a bouncer in the the same bar we were in. His night ended with him in handcuffs, missing teeth, PLUS I got his shots that he ordered since he didn't get to drink them.
Please. That's just a patriotism boner. I watched Michael phelps win another medal and had to change my underwear.
am i new drunk or am i still drunk
The amount of knuckle children I've had to the Farrah Abraham sex tape is disturbing and impressive
Is it okay to send him a "thanks for the sexual awakening" note?
Chasing my kid around a 30' jungle gym was not how I envisioned spending the day off work to recover from a vasectomy.
He played me Kanye.. Speaking my love language.. He got a well deserved BJ
So, anyways, aside from wanting to seduce my roommate for booze, how's everything been
Started mixing booze directly into the 2 liters and carrying them around. Mixing less often, and now kind of weightlifting,so double effecient.
How did you get so drunk?
Alcohol.
Randomize
