can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
fuck dude i blacked out on a tuesday. what am i doing with my life?
Winning.
that last vodka shot was definitely the straw that broke the camels alcohol tolerance level
i just uploaded pictures of my nephew, and you & d puking in the same toilet. i think i should keep them in the same album. show my nephew what he has to look forward to.
The vibrator you gave me is probably the one thing I will never give up if we got robbed at gunpoint
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
At least I look tastefully trashed. My nipples are hidden and I'm standing up.
How high is the bridge and how deep is the water and what are the chances I will get arrested
I found my soulmate. Behold my idiot as we spaz into the sunset.
I tried to find an emoji but none convey my excitement for receiving good sex soon
On a scale from 1 to total dick, how inappropriate is it to pick your boyfriend up from rehab with a hangover?
Should I wear my "kiss me I'm highrish" shirt for my drug screen today?
Did I tell you about my dream that I got handed a $100 and my vagina dissolved it? I think it wants me to not be a whore anymore.
I just smoked part of an Oreo cuz I thought it was some hash you left
I don't know how it started but we all ended up shirtless andI was covered in crawfish and wearing a sombrero.
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