Reminder- he's a douche bag. A big one.
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
I've developed breathing exercises to keep myself from puking..
Yes, she gives me platonic blowjobs as part of our friendship.
My only regret is not throwing up on the conveyor belt in the dining hall
My mom just saw the bruise on my chest from the bite mark he left. Played it off that I hit myself w a box of beauty products. She believed me. God I love working retail sometimes.
My new year's resolution was to squirt this year. I only have four months left. Help.
I told my mom I'm great in bed. That is quality mother daughter bonding.
I'm going to pretend you don't watch My Little Pony and focus on your large cock. Kay? Don't bring it up again.
I need someone to play with my boobs. Even platonically. I just need a good groping
wait did i hook up with someone in mcdonalds last night?
you told me your favorite colors were "pink" "no pants" and "Mexican food"
you just rode your bike home from a one night stand in a stolen skirt with no underwear and you're telling ME to reevaluate life choices?!
No. We can't get pedicures until my toenails grow back.
I wish I was taller so I could give these boobs the publicity they deserve.
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