How do u get a lost condom out? Like really lost... up there...
Last night is one of those stories you hear about on 20/20 right after they make a law banning 90% if what I did.
I just saw a stripper wear a tube top around her floppy gut. God bless Michigan.
I couldn't tell if he was hitting on me or if he was just mentally challenged.
I made out with Jen. We were naked. I'm still gay. Forever
Are you still crying. What are you doing. Have 10 shots of tequila.
I think the guy I was trying to dance with was an undercover cop...
Would nail polish remover take gorilla glue off my nipples? We had a strange night.
With a breakfast like weed and a fun size twix before a dentist appointment you can see exactly how I handle being an adult
also new logic of mine : I fuck a Scottish kid , Scotland national animal is a Unicorn airgo I've come close to fucking a unicorns descendent, mother always said dreams come true
The moment I said this burrito on my nuts feels really good is the moment I knew I was drunk
Doing a walk of shame at Wal-Mart at 3:30am because when I left at 11pm I was getting milk
I HAD SEX WITH COLBY AND HIS FIVE YEAR PLAN IS TO STEAL A REALLY EXPENSIVE PAINTING AND ASKED ME IF ID BE INTO HELPING HIM AND I WOKE UP IN HIS BED TO A WOMANS TUBE TOP NEXT TO ME
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
I just hooked up with the German exchange student who doesn't speak English. And you said I have no talent.
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