Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
took him home. told him i would rock his world. passed out. a for effort f for follow thru
Hey I have to teach you how to run in heels before vegas
TOMORROW NIGHT CAN I HOLD YOU LIKE A BABY
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
can we get vodka so I have an excuse for being an emotional wreck
At second job interview this week. Wearing pants to hide pole dancing bruises. This my life.
My mom just sent me this: "I like Jon, but he needs to be the one going down on you! Yeah, we saw your head pop up in your car last night."
omg this is getting ridiculous. nobody's vagina should ever be this neglected.
I literally just rubbed my stomach and told my liver to "hang in there baby"
I'm gonna guess ur still high cus last night at like 3am my pillows were morphing into cats and I kept trying to pet them
It's a special kind of bond when your gay brother takes pics of you topless at a frat party.
I'm dying of laughter, but I'm also just dying
Send help
He just got out of surgery, almost died from shooting him self with an arrow.
Its one of those days... someone might die
Would a picture of my dick help?
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