i love how people use prayer to talk shit about eachother in a 'holy' manner.
Yeah. I hotboxed a windbreaker.
home. puking in laundry basket.
You kept telling that ginger girl, "it's not your fault, it's not your fault, it's not your fault."
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But I love Penises too much to give up on them. My phone capitalized Penises. It's like it knows I respect them
I shouldn't have to thank you for taking off your captain hat off before we had sex
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
It was just a reflex. BOOM I kicked her in the face
she looks like one of those semi-pretty girls that turns into a 9 while she's riding your cock like she's trying to catch a train on horseback.
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I remember doing shots of gin, then I have this strange memory of us making out in the womens room at waffle house.
I regret none of it.
If it's any consolation, I made really strong brownies yesterday and had 3 and then I saw demons
You fell in the corner and refused to get up unless someone helped you. And then you crawled under the pool table and took a nap.
My sex life is driven by spite and alcohol
Update: I spent 10 minutes trying to fish out a rogue vagina weight.
Just remembered sticking my head out the window as i drove us to walmart and yelling that i was a golden retriever.
Also, sorry for verbally assaulting you when you asked if you could dump the bowl.
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