i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
i think its awesome that according to your mom i'm your friend that caught on fire.
Dude they are all farmers and I'm pretty sure there's a prostitute here.
i'm going to look back at this as the time of my life when i casually dated that autistic guy
She was knocking on the tree demanding to be let in
well i just got discharged from the hospital after getting pegged in the head by a t-shirt gun so thats how my night was.
What's standard gratutity for someone having a miscarriage on stage at a strip club? It's important.
I woke up and watched my kitten suck on his nipple. Way too hungover to intervene. He thought it was me, so he just giggled and mumbled "mmm girl."
Seriously? God I hope he wasn't lactating.
......... Poor kitty
Sounds good. I will just get tanked here and wear this batman mask.
Will you trust fall hold me, so I can pee of this building.
They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
I appreciate you letting me know that the bird died but why didn't you do something about the corpse? or at least give me a heads up that it was still in the cage..Jesus
you have no idea how hungover I am. I can't deal with death right now.
I could teach a class on "expressing your thanks through photos taken of yourself in the shower"
there is a spider sitting on top of my weed like he owns it or some shit
no but seriously tf do i do? i have that spider phobia but i think my lvoe of the weed overpowers it
Apparently I handcuffed myself to the dishwasher...
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