so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
I didn't black out, the guy in the Men In Black costume erased my memory
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
Just walked by a group of guys calling out walks of shame with a mega phone from their front porch.
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Seriously? Time stamp. 2:31 AM. And I am taking self potraits with a tree. Betty Ford anyone?
I told them I was gay and asked them to pass the pie. I ruined pumpkin pie for grandpa.
We should start a Help That Bitch Out Fund and split the donations evenly between you two.
My mom is lecturing me about 'invaluable housekeeping skills' while I google 'cocktails involving gin' on my phone. I can feel the generational gap looming in her silent judgment of my choices.
You asked me to pick a color between pink and purple, and I said orange; you told me, "okay, that's a truth question". Then you asked if I had ever deep-throated a cupcake...I didn't even know what to say.
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Today is a spill-drugs-all-over-myself kind of day.
You tipped the Uber driver extra for taking your phone away while you were drunk texting
So there I was, eye fucking the waiter and I spilled beer all down my boobs
the insurance claim form from last night says foreign object removal from genitourinary tract so as far as the insurance company knows, it could have been a gerbil
Look. All I'm saying is that if the USWNT can win a shit ton of medals and have two gay love stories with happy endings, there's still hope in this world
I expected my Sunday morning walk of shame dressed as a sexy Dorothy would get some scorn, but nobody seems to even care
That’s because it’s 2020. The slutty costume walk of shame is a refreshing reminder of a time when wearing masks and catching communicable diseases was a right of passage, not everyday for the foreseeable future.
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