hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
i puked in the mini-firdge
we don't have a mini-fridge?
bought one. it ws too cheap to pass up. xcept now there's puke in it,,, but the freezer's fine so i feel pretty good about that
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
i left him drunk and in the fetal postion in the shower.
was the water running?
yeah but he said he knows how to swim
This guy just brought his piggy bank into the bar with him. Talk about corruption of childhood.
I got him a footlong to apologize for trying to push him off a balcony...
should i go to class, or party with a mariachi band?
meriachi band is very tempting, do they have dos equis?
I drunk-cried for all conjoined twins everywhere the other day.
you guys just sat there and simultaneously smoked bowls staring at each other... it was like a bowl off or something.
It is a sign that I need a fresh start when Kelly Clarksons new album tells the story of my life.
The bottle of Jameson may have been a bit aggressive for a Sunday cookout.
I think I was just hit on by Jesus Christ. This is not okay. Bad Touch. I NEED AN ADULT!
Calm the hell down, it's just stoner Bob.
Adulthood is weird i just cleared a check larger than my gross income from 2011 but i also just did coke during my lunch break
I want your attention. I want your attention in the form of your penis inside my vagina.
Officially hit an ultimate low today. I was so hung-over I threw up on the ground in front of the jousting display in the London tower. But on a positive note, Brits are very understanding when you vomit on their history.
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