We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
We are allowed to think Jacob from Twilight is hot in 468 days!
I don't know what is sadder, the fact that you figured that out or the fact that I can't wait until then!!
I know the vomits not mine cause its on my back.
come home now. i got a twizzler tangled in my hair again
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
I was surprised he admitted he couldnt keep up. We both knew but usually they dont come out and say it
My complete lack of self respect has really improved my blow job technique
WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock
So can we talk about how we all three made out with the bike taxi driver in lieu of paying him. I'm not even mad, that's resourceful. You know what married girls would have had to do? They'd have had to pay.
I wish we knew morse code and could knock to each other through the wall
Also CANADIAN LIPS TASTE OF MAPLE SYRUP AND APOLOGIES. SORRY.
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
He brought over a bottle of tequila and a box of donuts with the Plan B, so I guess you could say things are getting pretty serious.
Honestly, you can’t tell the whole sorority he has a donkey dick and expect that no one would sleep with him after you broke up
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