And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
btw my roommates send a round of applause to you and that guy you tried to fuck on our wall. Additionally they hope he got it in.
What makeup look will say to the therapist 'I am a smart, well-adjusted young woman'?
we started the countdown to drunken sledding this weekend.
If your relationships aren't working out because she doesn't have a penis THEN maybe you should give dudes another go
I still have way too many Frat houses to get blackout drunk at before I'm get in any type of relationship
I felt guilty, it was so good!
Guilty? Oh great, I give the Jewish mother-in-law of blowjobs.
That moment when you see yourself in a security camera feed and realize you forgot a bra. And pants.
He showed up at my apartment drunk with a telescope wanting me to look at the "blown up star" in -24 degree weather, claiming "it's in the name if science"
All I remember is grabbing a random guys dick at the bar and him just saying thank you and us taking a shot together
You gotta do what you gotta do. Like how I gotta drive in the rain to go get chicken nuggets. I just gotta.
i told someone my fallback plan was to be a slutty bartender and i needed the practice as i straddled them to pour a shot
I just wiped my butthole and there was glitter down there.
How much weed can I reasonably smoke now if I have to leave for work in a bit over an hour
She told me to take deeps breaths and I said I said YOU FUCKING TAKE A BREATH CAROL IM SURE IF YOU WERE IN MY POSITION YOU WOULD HAVE OFFED YOURSELF ALREADY and she said my name is Becky 😂
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