ready 4 sex 2nite?
wow. woo me matt, woo me.
Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
That was definitely a porn plot just waiting to develop...
I'm youtube-ing children's choirs. Am I adorable? Or am I a child predator?
Predator. Straight up.
Passing las posas road. In a world of pain. Im trying to piss in a bottle through the hole in my crotch. I wish i had a bigger dick.
I just made easy mac in my blender. Beat that.
its not that she doesnt like having sex with you, your balls just smell worst then your ass.
there's a guy pushing a keg up the street in a shopping cart. you have to love graduation
she is legit wearing a plastic bag around her neck as a necklace. she says it serves two purposes.
I just meant the frequency of your blow jobs on a flow chart wouldn't look too promising
My boss doesn't know what jello shots are. I've lost faith in this company.
last night i fell off a barstool and busted my nose. i can regretfully say that i didn't see cherub last night.
Whoever said it shouldn't take a man to make you happy clearly wasn't having sex everyday.
i woke up fully clothed with teenage dream on repeat. something is wrong with me
But then our conversations are like black box recordings. Just the stuff you hear when the plane is going down
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