i luv seein jocks study. its like watching monkeys masturbate.
yeah that always happens. i'm like the where's waldo of parties. i never even know where the fuck i'm at.
Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
You've slept with me you know how lazy I am in bed.
When I don't want to forget things I put them on my cigs.
C smoking isn't all bad
No, he went to go get condoms. The least I could do was chug two beers before he got back
I should've been more social I guess. I feel bad not meeting the people who willingly sucked alcohol out of my navel...
If those antibiotics mean you can't drink, ya might as well pack your bags and re-enroll next fall, because sobriety this week would be social suicide.
I give up. I can't handle that class sober any longer. I have an army of whiskey shooters for the next three weeks. Wish me luck.
And then he said he wanted to "get really weird with me on my horse." I took that as he wants to fuck me while riding my horse. Could be a good time.
The cat be actin like a 2:30 am poop is the time to tell me all about her thoughts and fears in life. No bitch, this is definitely alone time.
I called you a cum goblin in my voicemail. I stand by it.
she came into my car to rip lines with our blow dealer as I was writing my essay on anti drug policy, i call it on site research
Naked and Afraid: Hangover edition
I just remembered something from last night. check your closet.
Randomize
