We were busted for public indecency in the back of my car in the parking lot. This time we were just reading my Cosmo magazine.
we were fucking and all I could think about is how my silly bands were glowing in the dark.
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
I didn't want to have to tell you this, violating our brother/sister code not to discuss these things but: for the love of christ stop inviting that 21 year old idiot I slept with for six months to EVERY PARTY WE THROW.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Seriously, it sounds like someone is torturing a dozen cats inside a Japanese techno club while a jamaican yells random hipster words through a megaphone.
Ps we ordered a pizza at the pool today and I dropped the entire thing in the pool. We still ate it. #canthang
I want my birthday to be like the hunger games where all the contenders for my vaj have to fight each other off to win the prize
Can I have the second place winner?
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
Now that it's fall I have to prepare for the imminent arrival of ripped up sweatpants shoved into folded over sequined uggs
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I don't trust my subconscious. It sleeps with my exboyfriend sometimes.
Also, why does our bed smell like mayonnaise?
PLEASE LET MY BIRD FUCK YOUR BIRD
We had everything under control until this one jackass fucked up. Thanks, Peter.
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
He made me pay for half of dinner. Fucking feminist revolution.
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