Jake died.
WTF????????? That's how you tell me????
Oops typo. Jake cried.
if every girl in minneapolis isn't pregnant when i get back to the cities i will cry
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
They all laughed at me when I bought that necklace from Life Alert. Who's laughing now?
I hope we all get so wasted that we ride the cows again
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
It was almost as bad as the time I peed on the floor of the Pentagon's subway station.
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
Can you check on Mike in the bathroom. It's been like 20 min.
He's fine. He's just standing at the trash can in line for another beer from the keg. Nbd.
The fact that I can sew my leggings while intoxicated proves I'm a functioning alcoholic
I'm watching Part of Your World now and I'm crying and I feel like I'm floating right along with her. This. This right here is some drunken Disney Magic
yes, i'm a douce. but i'm a high quality douche.
One singular head for man, one giant climax for mankind
The neighbors in the apartment above us are at it again. The roleplay this time is cop and prostitute. I give it 30 minutes, you? Already sounds better than the last one
Laying in bed naked is fun. I now see why guys love boobs... They're sooo bouncy! This long distance relationship is really killing my sex life.
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