So it's 10:55am and I just woke up on the floor in the hallway on the4th floor. There should probably be no moredrinking competetions.
I bought a boat. Want to have sex on The Angry Clam? That's what I named it.
dude, osama threatened the US again
dude. i slept with your sister last night
what?
I saw that as an opertune moment to drop some big news
I cant help but queef when the male extremity enters
What is a male extremity?
i didnt realize it was that long since you've had sex
Nights like last night are what makes cleaning up the vomit in the morning worth it
explain the missing patches of hair on my cat. now.
Tried to eat a chip. Mouth wouldn't cooperate. Nearly died. Wow I've missed this.
you really cant fit homeless dj into your budget? doubles as charity
I'm in a waiting room at the hospital - and there's a dude here who is WAY too proud of his urine sample.
The light burnt out and he thinks the power is out in the whole house. He is cooking a hog dog over two candles. I'm gonna see if he'll make me one
Here is a brilliant idea passed on from men who have that same regret. WEAR A FUCKING CONDOM ALWAYS.
the fat lady is now rubbing her stomach and staring at me. I hate trains
I'm like a saiyan, every time I get trashed I come back stronger
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
there's a giant awkward home-wrecking elephant in the room. and its name is meg.
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