So he thought it would be a nice gesture to show me his list of girls he fucked. There was 70. We then went through and put "V"'s next to all the ones that were virgins...
Someone played tic tac toe on my abs?
She just invited me to drunkenly make out on the kitchen floor again.....
The guy in front of me got in the club with his green card, that's awesome
honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
He asked if I smoke and I said "only fools like you on the basketball court!" Then I started crying. I think I'm about to have my period.
I brought some guy back to have cheese whiz with me. Then sent him home
Was he satisfied?
No, and very vocal about it.
i just snorted adderall with my patient's rolled up EKG strip from our last clinical. nursing school has ruined me. thought you would appreciate this.
His wife made me pancakes and let me borrow a clean shirt. Should I drop his class or use this to my advantage
I know my whole body feels like I belly flopped onto concrete. Seriously need to tone it down for a while
I pretty much told him I was too sober for this an just walked away and all I heard was "IT'S BECAUSE IM A BAD KISSER ISN'T IT" OVER AND OVER AGAIN
hell hath no fury like a questionably-gay best friend scorned
Ran into a tinder match at the bar last night. We spotted each other and started making out without speaking any words to each other. Fuck yea technology!
You gave me the best orgasm of my life. I'm buying you a house
Are ropes allowed in during conjugals?