Something clean will definitely be barfed on tomorrow.
i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
you were crying and the really sympathetic homeless man offered you a sip of his whiskey. who was i to stop you?
try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
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it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
I am waking up at 7am to go to church with him and his family... I better get eaten out tonight.
You scratched my dick last night. It deserves an apology and I fell that actions speak louder than words when it comes to apologies like this.
I'll have you know that I'm still picking duct tape residue off my wrist from sunday
Dude, I lost my shirt, and my doorknob is gone. I'm not sure which I should find first
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When that bartender tried to tell us he sang like Sade, I knew it was time to go
this hospital has no fireball
She's really sweet and cute, but when she drinks, she becomes way too proud of her bush.
just put a ruler in a cup trying to measure how much ivve had to drink..... God help me
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
I just want you to know that i deffinately saw the baby clothes, and didn't freak out and still had sex with him. I'm going to hell.