Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
You know the @ sign on twitter? i wish there was one of those in real life so that the smokin' hot guy at the bar would know the slutty unbuttoning of my shirt was directed @ him, not @ his friend who looks like Mickey Rourke post-face melting
please quote me on this- the only thing worse than being ugly is being ugly and thinking that you're pretty
Public safety found my id!
And i can't find my bra so i'm assuming they found my bra with my id which would explain the disapproving tone the lady on the phone had.
Its a long story, but I have superglue on my tongue
I think need to divide my DVD collection into "movies I've seen" and "movies I've only seen during sex"
I'm guessing "whatever I can get" wasn't the reply the nurse wanted when asking what med I need. Oh, and asked for a cartoon band-aid.
Thank God I did Vegas bombs with those cops at their Christmas party. We should so be in jail.
They left me passes out in the food donation bin with an empty handle and a half eaten box of nutter butters
Oh you know, watching its always sunny and petting his cat and NOT fucking. I'm starting my whorefree 2012 resolution early.
Can I color on your dick again?
Let's just say I've never been so continually aware of my nipples before.
Note to self: Never spend $8 on a liter of rum again
Would it kill us to punctuate. That last text took me 5 min to read