...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
I feel like I'm in dance class right now
Can we reminisce? I held a mans penis while he peed. This is the craziest night I've ever had.
I lost of the blow last night. Found it later in my bag labeled Fairy Dust.
You going to have to be more specific than the night we blew an 8ball off the toilet..
college stoner meal of the day: microwaved nutrigrain bars
I won't apologize to a one balled man
He's so hot and there's so much R Kelly and vodka I think I might die.
i decided this morning while eating my breakfast of red bull and cold pizza that i should take a vow of celibacy
when i got home she was standing in my front yard not wearing a shirt and halfway crying/ halfway laughing
And noooow we're smoking a ton of REALLY strong weed and THIS IS THE SOFTEST CAT EVER
40s are totally the cure
dying me prepared for dead me... i woke up with my laptop open to the last snl episode, a bottle of gatorade, advil and a bag of chocolate all next to me
I air guitared a man's prosthetic leg on the bar to Bruce Springsteen. That's how it's going
He tried to grab your ass, but he grabbed my hand cause I grabbed your ass first. I saved your ass..literally. Your welcome.
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