Dude, I'm in her bathroom and there's crab shampoo... is it worth the risk?
You're missing what this discovery implies... she's got a fucking bush.
I wish there were wingman of the year awards.
Word to the wise: learn how to ask "What is my bail posted as" in French before traveling abroad.
come on don't hate me. your brother looks just like you its almost a complement that i had sex with him.
Just think of all the blizzard sex people are having right now
I think i lit a firework with a joint. happy birthday, america?
As a matter of fact, I am on the treadmill with the Bottle of UV Blue as we speak.....
Shitshow foam night was such a success
My car smells like beer, you're here in spirit
I was more obsessed with the sweat stain on her back that was simultaneously shaped like a vagina and the virgin Mary.
Don't get me wrong, the sex itself is amazing, but I don't think I will EVER get used to her habit of singing lines Jesus christ super star when she is about to cum.
I think it would be reallllly cool if you took your best friend to work so she doesnt have to have an awkward cab ride with the driver she drunkenly made out with last night ...
My genitals don't want beer. They want to not feel like they wandered into a hornet's nest.
I made out with a mom and her daughter and got a black eye, so yeah, my birthday went well
Ohhh the usual. Laying in bed reflecting on my decisions
I want your cock. I also want to cuddle you and tell you how amazing you are, because you know balance.
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