Partly cloudy chance of praying to the porcelin gods
he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
It's an Italian thing I guess, grew up on that shit.
I'm Irish, we don't eat cow guts unless they're blended into a fine whiskey
he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
And then I interrupted the father of the groom, to ask if she was "ballet or pole" in the middle of his story about his niece, the dancer.
Call me next time you want to get irresponsibly drunk when we have grown up things to do the next day.
I would let Bear Grills repel down a waterfall using my dick if I could go to sleep right now.
can I share that I'd like to fuck him in my new car as a sort of car warming present to myself?
I've come to the conclusion that Jesus and 2013 are haters.
Who wrote "the chamber of secrets has been open, enemies of the heir beware" across my bathroom wall?
I feel like parents watching our children. You want to step in and help them but you just have to let them make their mistakes
Can you please explain to me why there are 7 bags of tacos in my bed?
He said that I started crying after sex because he was leaving to go back to Europe after the semester was over and I wouldn't see his dick anymore. This is why I need to stop hooking up with the exchange students.
This power is too much for most humans to handle safely. It's like having the nuclear launch codes, except it's my penis.
I don't know man. She said my cock made her promises my heart couldn't fulfill.
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