Did you go home with that guy without me?
Sorry boo - it's pouring and I found a boy with a car
I seriously wish I was FB friends with her
like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
Some girl next to me in class is making a list of whta to pack for spring break & it was a normal list until she put birth control in all caps w/ stars around it
hey im home...im not sure how this mcdonalds got here but whatever im gonna eat it anyway.
No you can't have a vodka redbull. The pilgrims didn't have vodka redbull.
i should do something illegal before my birthday. as of thursday im old enough to go to jail.
So I hear you're taking over showing your penis responsibilities now that I'm gone?
Though I feel a moral obligation to take you there, point out all of the male supervisors and slap you on the wrist and yell, "NO!!"
I learn from experience and I experienced what it would be like to completely lose my mind and then wake up with a stab wound.
Obviously last night's theme was "Let's Make Bad Life Choices"
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
Don't let me pee the bed... Its going to be one of those weekends
Theres a woman here with grey hair that im pretty sure i would have sex with
I need to take my iPad to the Apple store (when this is all over). Do I need to delete all my dick pics/videos or are they used to stumbling across that sort of thing?
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