When you told me you were coming to my show, I didn't know you were bringing Satan and Brokeback Mountain with you.
Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
she pooed on me. she actually pooed on me.
why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
i put his shirt in a ziplock bag to preserve his smell
please tell me you are kidding me
We decided to cut you off after you insisted on eating peanuts by the dumpster
Your penis chewing exercise is not working
Daquari drive throughs 24 hours a day. LORD HAVE MERCY
I was scared I had HIV after last time so I'm not gonna do it again
But he was really hot
Glad you don't have HIV
In the middle of blowing him I looked at him and said "Your so old..." and then continued. I need to stop drinking.
I don't have time to shower before my passport photos...your cum is all over my hair...that's with me for 10 years now
Yeah but him not going to be sleeping in your sink this time.
Currently googling hangover cures, which looks a lot like working from the perspective of my boss.
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
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