i hope your v-card owns a pair of floaties
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
she tried giving me head in the pool. it was more entertaining than pleasurable
Ate apple sauce off his penis. Nutritious and slutty.
Drunkkker than when I told the drag queen she was prettier than me
Showed up physical therapy hammered. The therapist just says this isnt part of the program.
Discovery: bouncers seem to get really upset about fire
I've never wanted to punch a 94 year old woman in the vagina, and then call her next of kin to tell them I just muff punched their Gam Gam until today.
Today in French class my teacher was singing "what does the fox say" so i started answering in similar satanic ritual noises
For the first time in my 26 years of life, I'm washing jizz out of my ponytail.... High five yourself later.
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
come over we're fb stalking guys who were dressed as bananas last night because i can't remember which one i blew
You threw a handful of caps into a pitcher of Heineken and asked everyone if they wanted to go "bobbing for molly"
well i blew him then my wife blew him, so im guessing we'll be seeing him around, yeah
I DEMAND FORESKIN
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