why didn't you poke me back
like literally i think i'm sweating out semen right now
i convinced her that her period would come back if we did it doggy style
it was like brushing your tongue but with a fucking long toothbrush.
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I just blurted out "it's pretty tight isn't it"
I have their Unicorn picture in my shirt, and I just threw a Bud Light Platinum bottle through their window. We need to go now.
One time she made a chronological chart for the guys she has given blow jobs to, I shit you not.
did you know that my friend knows a guy with 3 balls what the actual fuck
He's sitting in his room on Facebook with nothing but a pillow covering his crotch. I can't help you at the moment.
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do you want to shower with me?
only if we can drink the jungle juice while we shower
whose parrot is this?
Alls I wanted was a fun New Years but I end up fingering a geico sales representative on a futon and giving her a ride to work the next morning
I feel like I could have been bitchier and missed an opportunity.
Does it get any better than dating a guy with a vasectomy? The answer is NO. No it does not
Um..... I have taste. The only thing I am going to bedazzle is my vagina.
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