I came back to the apartment and he was waiting for me, covered in mustard.
needless to say I left
Please, do not let 'babydaddy' catch on as your petname for me.
Her boobs looked like leather oven mitts. No more cougar hunting for awhile.
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
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We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
A small child is toddling around the store, holding a coloring book and a shot glass. Thinking of you.
I know this is random but to this day I regret not having sex with you on that atv on the top of that mountain underneath the American flag.
At one point he was so drunk he was carrying around a bottle of patron drinking out of it and falling everywhere and every time he spilled it he would scream "THERE GOES TWENTY DOLLARS."
drunk freshman in the bathroom puking keeps saying "i'm a peasant" over and over
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Talked to Nate, told him he was a douche. Will give details when sober. It's ok. You're my best friend together a wolf pack. Olive juice.
You were telling me last night 101 proof was nothing and you needed 400 proof or better yet military or marine proof, because you're marine grade.... You rascal.
I'm puking in a turkey pan....
He let him chew on his fu man chew. The man has the patience of a saint
I need a nap, Harry Potter movies, and dick in this exact order after work.
I will pepper spray him so fast I don't even care
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
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