So I pulled my t-shirt down, pushed my boobs up and marched right into that church!
you may be an alcoholic when your drug dealer calls to yell at you for drinking too
So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
I've decided to turn your sobriety into a reason for me to be able to drink more.
She told me to stuff her like a turkey. She actually yelled happy thanksgiving.
if that blanket by the dog bowl was your dog's "bed" then i apologize to bailey for having sex on it
i wasn't about to bring her gummy handcuffs to her father's funeral
Yea my vagina was pretty pissed at me for not taking advantage of the situation...
It's gonna be one of those someone is getting divorced parties
I asked her politely not to touch my dick
Good morning sunshine. Care to hear the riveting tale of Michelle and the Almost Great Night That Ended In An Early Morning of Karma Emptying It's Bowels On Her Guilty Shoulders?
I dunno that I'd be trusting enough of junkyard tequila to drink it.
How dare you not respond to me after opening up a picture of my bare breasts
after we got done having sex, you rolled over and ask what your yelp review was. So yea I'm kinda mad.
The sex was so good we high-fived after.
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