oh right, i forgot that not everyone has a go-to blowjob
Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
Either your mom needs to stop making spagetti or we need to lay off the anal. I cant tell you how much im in pain.
Spagetti cuz im not giving up the other one.
It smells like wine and fried chicken. Im confused and intrigued.
Well I turned her sobriety into my own personal drinking game
They were taking shots out of the caps of perfume bottles. This is too much for me.
Also, if you all get arrested i'm coming to laugh at you because i don't have the money for bail.
think he just told me if I need to shit I should go outside.
I am going to buy some m-80's and keep a bucket of them in the bathroom. That way I can just depth charge the toilet before each time I use it. Lets see how those snakes like cheap Chinese explosives
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
I just remembered touching your bosses wife's fake tits last night. Thanks again for taking me to your work function.
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
so apparently over the course of the night my roommate and i had sex in exactly the same spot. ps the downstairs sink needs cleaning.
i woke up and couldnt remember who was in my bed and it was so dark.. i rolled over and started kissing him and feeling his face because hey... if the blind can see like that.. maybe i could too
Just got high with dad
Correction: more high. He's sharing gummy bears with me.
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