you still trying to smash that chick?
it's a losing battle and she kinda sucks. been busy with school so not getting midweek drunk - she's nearly unbearable sober
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
What do ugly girls do when they get too drunk at parties. They can't pull the whole "sorry i passed out on your couch but i'm hot so it doesn't matter "card
no, literally. he fb chatted me and said "since you're online i figured we could bang tonight?"
It's Christmas week. I wouldn't know what to do if i wasn't hung over.
There is a 15" subwoofer mounted inside our fridge. I've never been more proud of myself.
Decided against hooking up with creepy stalker guy for a ride to work. I feel I've earned a few self respect points back.
According to FB I fucked in a field 365 days ago.
It's two in the afternoon, I'm on my third glass of wine and I'm watching Lambchop on youtube. How do you think I feel right now?
Dude we gotta go back to your cabin. left glenn. he's calling me crying and still drunk
I'm gonna fight the coyote
I think drunk me is trying to kill me.
He shit in the fireplace
hopefully I won't be diving through a thorn bush to escape an explosion this time
I know you won't see this for awhile, but I had to tell somebody, and you're like the only person who won't judge me for having an accidental erotic encounter with General Tso's chicken.
Randomize
