Will you still be my friend if I read and enjoyed Twilight?
No
this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
And then he came out of the bathroom in a kimono
Well, I didn't bring a notebook or any paper to class. Should I take notes on the sugar packet, lace thong, or condom wrapper that instead are in my school bag?
I just audibly asked myself if i wanted to masturbate.
And then audibly agreed
Pretty sure my boner drove me home. Like it didn't just do the steering it was the gas and brake too..
Yeah, it was all very half-hearted. In the middle of sex we both just stopped and looked at each other and said, "can we just sleep instead?"
That is so sad.
Sorry I banged your sister. But in my defense you ain't fucked me in a month. In fact I should get a medal for keeping it in your family.
All I remember is an overwhelming desire for chicken nuggets...
Yes, you pinned my brother to the floor by the throat and threatened to slaughter his family if he didn't drive to mcdonalds and get you some.
Woke up to find my underwear in my purse to only remember I took them off at the airport
as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?
hey, i didnt think i could be this stupid either but you dont see ME getting all judgemental about it
All I recall is being at the strip club doing dark rum shots and then puking a question mark on the wall above the garbage can in the men's room and having diarrhea in the sink. 6th drunkest I've ever been without blacking out.
Grabbed the cop's ass and he still arrested Heather instead. Victory is mine!!
She called a 10 year old handsome and we gave her a look that was equal parts confused and “what the hell is wrong with you”
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