what is TOTES MCGOATS in spanish?
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
I had to hold off a girl who was trying to check your pulse while you were passed out. She kept screaming that she was a nursing major and needed to make sure you were alive.
WERE YOU GOING TO TELL ME THERE WAS A LOAF OF BANANA BREAD IN THE OVEN BEFORE YOU LEFT FOR A 5 HOUR SHIFT??
I believe you called it tequila and nipples. The proceeded to strike a pose.
I'll be in my room with a breakfast burrito at 2:30. It's up to you...
usual friday morning routine. the pants i wore last night are in my passenger seat and im rooting through the pockets trying to make exact change at the dunkin donuts drive thru
Yea we had fun. Lost my wallet some girl has it. Sarah fell asleep in a cab and ended up at some wawa. It was cray. She's home now
After a roaring rendition of Jay-Z's "99 Problems but a bitch ain't one" I ended up making her cry on her birthday.
I've been wearing the same clothes for 3 days and they're covered in franzia
drying my bra with a hair dryer wasn't exactly how I had planned on starting my day.
You know the party's good when you say "Never have I ever caused an emergency landing" and someone drinks
If I'm not there when the plane leaves, I didn't make it through security. See you at home! Vegas bitches!!!
Can you dump a guy for having pierced nipples or is that shallow?
I'm still thinking about that amazing orgasm last night. I literally heard angels singing "Hallelujah!!"
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