Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
Your sister thinks she pees out of her clit. Did you have Sex Ed or Sunday School growing up?
I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
Evidently I told a girl she should leave the bar because no one wanted to fuck her.
So it finally happened last night... I re-met someone that i've already had sex with. Had no idea who he was. Fantastic
I just flicked a lizard out of the window with a bud light in one hand and spatula inthe other...dont tell me you dont miss the south
Moral of the story is go have sex with a foreigner and report back to me.
But I aced my quizzes. Apparently flash card beer pong is an acceptable form of studying.
hes fine. but he did fall asleep while tebowing and started snoring
Please show REO speedwagon ur boobs for me.
I'm just sayin. If your gonna cheat go for someone TOTALLY different. Fucking her twin would be a waste.
I don't know how Dave is alive, I feel like he's been drinking since I met him.
Going to the pool bar doesn’t exactly count as “exploring”
So on a scale of 1-10 how mad would you be if I sent you a picture from the inside of a strip club
we got cockblocked by his mom again...its like she has a radar on me
please stop trying to sleep with him
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