Theres this fat girl in desperate need of the proactive factory in my class and as i watch her shovel food in her face I am struggling to not only keep down my meager lunch but also to stay straight. Eliza Dushku couldnt even get my flacid dick to move
idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
he just sent me a friend request on facebook. i wish it were physically possible to vomit on him through the internet.
im getting a BJ in a closet
and a penguin just handed me a bong
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
He insisted on us having sex while watching the biggest loser and asked me if I could "resist the temptation".
Then he wanted a handjob in the car. While my cousin was driving. To krispy kreme. And there was someone else in the backseat.
Jesus...So southern.
I've never felt so inclined to grow a dick. THIS is what the gays in this town have done to me
The only difference between us and a pack of 14 year old girls is substance abuse
what are you going as for halloween?
drunk, naked, & emotionally unstable
I said his dick tasted like a Hawaiian Sweet Roll. And then I yelled MAHALO.
Also this just in, I think you could see my sequins underwear that say unwrap me through my leggings all day while I hung out with his family
Well my parents know I get medical Cannabis they saw me on the news at the dispensary
Just because my bed is easier to get to doesn't mean it's okay to fuck in.
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