So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
he called me "his little blueberry cunt muffin"...how would that make you feel?
drunk pissing on my closed toilet lid is actually quite a sobering experience
hiding in a bush to avoid a seven dollar cab ride. cabby got out a flashlight and looked for us for like an hour. help.
Whoever decided it was a good idea to sell 40's at a bar with life-sized jenga deserves a nobel prize.
in literally every picture i'm wearing less and less of my costume.
Find me a date. With a beard. I want him to rub his beard on my tits. I'm not even into that stuff but I think it'd be so warm.
just filed my taxes drunk as balls. i may be going to jail.
I think a kid would responsible me up
sorry to break it to you, but he's definitely fucking that other girl now...
I wish I still at least had the bruises on my ass to remember him by.
Weird come down, just saw a woman on the train go to grab something and realised she had terrifying hands. They literally filled me with dread. I don't think I'm ok.
oh and apparently my boobs are named "have no fear" and "plenty o'beer"
Just thought of the perfect gift for mom.... how about not telling her about my fourth open intoxicant ticket I got last night?
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
He kept saying "i'm lost" while he was sitting on his couch...
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