yeah I know. she is a stupid fat trailer trash bitchwhore and I hate her
but when she came up to me in the bar I had to be all like "OMG HEYYY how are you, I haven't seen you in foreverrrrr!!"
but for the record, yeah, I hope she gets mauled by a bear and dies
i dont think my boyfriend knows how much of a pain it is to shave my ass
im having a threesome with these popsicles
shes trying to light up her bowl in front of the fan. everytime it blows it out she just gives it a dirty look.
I wish my mouth had a period so that could be my excuse on those days I don't feel like giving head
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
I know you don't remember, but the teeth marks on my face say it happened.
It was smashing those cupcakes into my face that did it. Junk food and I don't mix.
Did you mean to cry when you finished last night? Or were you just that drunk?
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
He puked over my shoulder into the toilet. The guy in the next stall sounded totally appalled.
He fucked me over, so I'm going to do what any rational woman does. I'm going to get really high and have sex with his brother.
Friday is the holy day of drinking. Thou shalt observe the Sabbath. It's in the bible. Look it up bitch.
Pretty sure that I just proved those labels that say "non-flammable" wrong. totally unrelated, We just made your futon fly with a shitload of fireworks
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