I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
bahahaha. this guy working at subway literally has someone's name tattooed on his arm, crossed out, and another name below it.
We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
i took an adderall last night to write a paper. i ended up watching 7 hours of roseanne and couldn't look away
She stopped mid-blowjob to introduce herself to us
It would be celebrated in history as "the orgasm heard round the world"
It was like she tried to cover up all the weight she gained with a fake tan...
Also I'm 95 percent positive we ate food naked together
I'm too afraid that I'm 1. Banned or 2. Gonna be noticed by the lady bouncer I punched.
After giving a back rub to someone in the bathroom of the theater, he ripped an "employees must wash hands" sign off the wall to prove that he could and proceeded to hang it up in his house.
I forgot drug dealers have families, too. Cheers to a sober, uncomfortable, slightly enraging Thanksgiving.
Say what you want about my van, but I've got more action there than in my apartment. A body pillow and a joint still go a long way!
there is something very satisfying about getting tacos after hours of sex.
Give me one good reason why I should go with you.
Free beer.
..pick me up at 8.
The ass gains better be worth it
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