Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
Penelope Cruz needs to learn American words.
and everytime i fart i feel like in your heart, you can hear it
His internet history had "Disney Porn" on it.
I told her I was horny and she said to forget it because she has vagina drama.
WHAT IN THE HELL IS VAGINA DRAMA?!
i think our first tip to leave should have been when we saw the drinks were coming out of a gas can
what kind of dress can i wear to my high school reunion that says "even though i'm more successful than all of you i'm still up for sex"?
Do you think that my Facebook profile picture kinda look like im being raped by a 10 foot polar bear ?
Alright, deal. Settling two drug deals before noon is what I call a productive day. I'm not even gonna go to math, I've practiced enough numbers for the day.
I'm ordering a large vanilla ice cream with rainbow sprinkles so when I vom tonight it will look like lisa frank dolphins in acid trip colors
If I spent my amateur stripper money does that mean I am cleansed of my sins?
Him showing up yesterday was like a giant ego stroke for my vagina.
Also, next time I go get a wax, I'm gonna ask the girl about the innie to outie ratio she sees on the daily.
I used to want you to marry him...Now I just think you deserve a bigger penis than that.
I just saw a chick driving drinking a juice box smoking all while on the phone that is talent
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