White wifebeaters are like orgies with fat people. Enjoyable in private, i'm sure, but in public: no thanksss.
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
The only thing i was looking forward to on 4th of july was the google logo and they let me down. That and beer, lots and lots of beer
I got cut off for calling the flower girl a slut. What are you doing?
I love my roommate; her alcohol problem, her proclivity for passing out on the living room couch, and her fucking awesome size d tits that can never remain clothed. Craigslist jackpot.
I woke up and found 10 txts from him. All sent at 6:30 am, and all about the muffin man.
She just tagged pictures of you wrapped in the "above the influence banner" like a toga.
If thou arrisest to consciousness before I, rise me to an office of alertness for occupations such as brunch. Warm Regards, your roommate.
private study room at the lib turned into byob study room. that turned into battle royale and eric impaling his leg on a pen.
Sometimes familiar penis is best. Its like comfort food for your vagina.
have to get expensive furniture. after that study abroad now at least six things at ikea are named after guys i slept with
I'm gonna fuck that sweet little pussy of yours into absolute submission
Wow. Sorry. As soon as I sent that I felt inappropriate. But yes. Bring a sandwich after. Lol
I woke up naked with a $20 bill taped to my titty, so I must of had fun.
It's a Saturday night and I am in bed with two cats, a bottle of Riesling, and I'm masturbating to Iron Man. I'm great at being 21.
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