Hey theres a creepy ass guy stalking our house.i would look alive geting in 2nite.
Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
the chair was smiling at me in sociology and i had to try not to burst out laughing.
I'm spooning a three legged dog right now. Started drinking whiskey with Breakfast. Best part about being biracial is Irish cousins. Dog Pic Attahed
Just promise me we won't die tonight. I can't have an autopsy report that reads "stomach contents: Tequila and semen."
I'm sitting here in nothing but my panties, eating beef jerky and reese's for breakfast.Today is not the day to expect me to make sound life decisions.
Our friendship would be less complicated if your dad didn't think I was forcing you into having gay sex with me
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
This 35 year old just told me that he was headed to the dance floor and it was about to get real dangerous......was that an invite?
Fuck man, my Dad's been single so long I get him a year's sub to a porn site every year for for Father's Day
I wound up gambling on giant connect four with the bartender. I think he saw my boobs.
Do u remember giving me permission to fuck ur dad and then getting super pissed at me when i said ew?
He sends me pictures of his dogs and I send him my tits, it's a win win situation
It's so weird fucking this kids aunt then going to the gym with him everyday, but my sick minded self loves it.
HE CALLED HIMSELF HOT BAR GUY.
If I remember correctly he wasn’t
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