Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
Yea I just took my 1st pregnancy test. Turns out I am just fat. Also I haven't been with anyone in 3 months, which is clearly making me crazy.
i am doomed to only fuck guys with curved cocks
He picked me up from the airport wearing nothing but a trench coat and a bow on his dick
I'm eating dry tortillas on a mattress without a sheet. and i thought my life would change after graduation.
That would explain his violent outburst while watching barefoot contessa...
im failing my bio class b/c he booty calls me wednesday nights at 6 like clockwork
He pocket texted me while I was blowing him in the car...What are the odds?
Considering how often you blow him,high.
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
I called for backup and had two guys carry him to the shower. The bigger guy offered to wash his hair.
Just got a blow job while taking my online quiz. How is life in the dorms treating you?
She said, "awww, you're so sweet" after I started putting on a condom. How many STDs have I just contracted?
I ended up at these random girls' house they are smoking weed out of a gun
I AM HANGING OUT WITH ADORABLE DOGS SURROUNDED BY NATURE. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND ALSO BYE CIVILIZATION AND PANTS.
Are you at a park?
I'm spending my Sunday wishing the entire Patriots offense would let me touch their manhood
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