Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
I just woke up and found a naked man on my floor. Looks like Dad had a wild night of strip poker
I got my half for the rent already.I called the cops on the drug dealer neighbor and got a 500 bucks as a reward
im watching shaqs comedy special. this is how i know im not sober.
Everything about him screamed your future.
I inspected his penis with a mini flashlight to check for visible stds...he was clean
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
Also 70% sure I have a splinter on my eyelid from last night
My homemade mace ate through its aluminum container. I make awesome mace.
I am just glad I was home to catch most of it, cause it smells BAD.
I'm not a scientist but that could be because it's homemade mace. That is however just a hypothesis
I just want nice things and good sex
I was just asked by a police officer to not come back to Lancaster...
Oh my god if I have to go on fetlife to find a guy who will fuck me right around here, I'm going to scream.
I'm going to smell of sex and shame.
How is that different than any other Monday night?
Don't come up here. Strippers r crying.
Don’t be alarmed my pee bowl is in your shower
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