Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
Your brother just successfully got half the bar mostly naked
She announced her abortion via fbk
I told her Billy Mays couldn't convince me to sleep with her
Just saw a picture of your new tub, cant wait to pee in it
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
eating kraft dinner with my face. no forks.
Having my alarm go off at 3:30 makes me wanna rip my dick off and shove it through my eye socket
I don't even know man. I was to busy having beer showered on me and grabbing some balls
I just looked at your pics on Facebook....there was cake? Where the fuck was I!?
Dude. Went to buy some jack and sailor Jerry, when the guy at the counter realized it was my birthday everybody in the store including the stoners and the elderly sang to me. Then they gave me shots of moonshine. 21st bday was a success
that's the second time I've made out with him and woken up with my pants stuffed with PBRs I am convinced he's magic
We were banging then all I remember is coming down hard and smashing my top teeth off his forehead. I just rolled off and tapped out. Done-zo
Someone should make a valentines day card that says "I like the way you continuously consume thc with no concept of a limit other than drug supply" Because I'd send that to you.
Some guy at the bar last night bought us Arrowhead water and I was so drunk, it tasted good
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