That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
I cant help but queef when the male extremity enters
What is a male extremity?
i didnt realize it was that long since you've had sex
I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
She is two pictures of justin bieber away from being blocked from my news feed
Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
Damn, it's been so long since I had sex I could use the cobwebs from my vagina to decorate for Halloween.
I'm not proud of how I threatened that 8 year old during drunken laser tag
Although I feel like awkward kinda describes your entire sexual history...
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
As I took my shirt off he commented on how great my boobs where. I responded with "thanks, I grew them myself"
I finished OITNB and broke it off with my fuck buddy in the same day. It's going to be a rough week
Who the abstract fuck do you think you are!?
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
Just sent a nude with the caption "seasons greetings from our family to yours"
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
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