What kind of soap washes out shame, bad decisions, and whiskey?
Irish Spring?
How am I suppose to look him in the face when I know a commercial lasts longer than he does?
you refused to leave the drive-thru at mcdonalds until the cashier took a jello shot
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
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There's a guy in here whose face looks like it would be perfect between my legs.
thank you for extending my knowledge of the effects of vodka. speak of what happened last night and i will kill you and send your fingers to your loved ones.
The ketchup exploded, and totally splooged his face and the wall. You could see the outline of his head in the wall splatter.
I thought we were but then I freaked myself out. So I kind of geared him up for take off and then cancelled the launch
we told you you couldn't get your dick sucked because you were a girl and you yelled at us and said we were 'discriminating you'
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I've needed to start drinking protein shakes to keep up with her. It's like my dick just started doing crossfit.
im drinking out of a pineapple, so yea.
Omg I just woke up in his bed.. I'm fully clothed and he is naked. I'm so confused.
Went to a club yesterday was dirty dancing with this guy, reached back to move my hair and punched him in the face.
ANTI-GAME
I am so proud to call you my friend
Can you get the dildos out of the shower before the maids come?
I stole a block of cheese from the party last night and put it in my purse but I got so drunk that I left my purse on the floor and my dog ate it.
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