Fuck their fairy tale bullshit. I shall ruin it. With a few thrusts of my cock.
it was so cute when you were pretending to have willpower
Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
totally watching dr. phil and getting eaten out right now. be jealous.
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
He was singing Will Smith Just the Two of Us to his burrito. That high.
oh yeah I know that guy. he's legit. slept in my closet a few times
Fuuuuck. Forgot it's October. FYI scarecrows are gonna fuck you up when you're driving high
Buying a large dominoes pizza for a wasted 3 mile walk is the best bad idea ever. My mouth is on fire, probably broke my hand, and i may or may not have eaten street pizza.
How did you break your hand eating pizza?
Boxes are hard to see rocks through.
Was last night real? Did I lick your forehead while you laid in between my legs while we laid next to your boyfriend?
Okay I take that back some girl just said pussy sweat. Get me outta here
I've been wearing the same clothes for 3 days and they're covered in franzia
I have beer and butt plugs...pretty sure I will find a way to entertain myself while I wait
it was awkward when he was taking off my clothes and i had to help him undo my fanny pack
I would but he’s not speaking to me because I put ketchup in his socks.
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