there's just something about her that screams "i'm into chicks who wear flannel"
Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
I wish you could see the look on my boss's face right now.
wtf?
Before you passed out in the middle of the NHL 10 party you had to prove that you were a better fighter than Patrick Kane. Your not. Thanks for the black eye dipshit.
$5 off purchases of eighths or more today only. Happy tax-free weekend. -Your consumer-minded pot dealer
His personality is sparkling but nothing beats his ass
she tied the funnel to the fucking ceiling...
Well my ankle is fucked up, everytime it pops I have a reminder of $200. Jager bomb night and the day we began to rebuild our friendship.
I give you full permission to seriously injure me the next time I think it's a good idea to face a bottle of vodka
His ass WILL be my cock's next vacation home.
I wish I had a dick so I could say shit like that.
This is what happens when you leave: I get all vulnerable and I make out with the cowboy to shut him up about Jesus.
Last night you referred to my vagina as a gym for your penis
Which is worse that I came in public or that no one noticed?
You think that was bad? One time my parents found my sister half naked on top of the four runner in the garage. She makes me look like the good child.
Come get your boyfriend. He is hammered talking to me about hot dogs and casinos.
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