I have now ridden the bus with a ninja, a samurai and Jesus. Who says the bus is for losers.
I'm watching the red sox through my neighbors window from my bathroom. We're winning btw.
wait a second. did i just remember you the other night referring to your tits as tia and tamara.....
So, we're going at it on the sink when a German kid walks in and starts brushing his teeth. I love hostel sex.
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For some reason I just don't think you going to the gay bar alone on thanksgiving is a good idea.
So apparently the christmas orgy was a complete disaster
She told me I was lying in front of her toilet for an hour saying "lasers."
The bottle of Jameson may have been a bit aggressive for a Sunday cookout.
All he did was like my Instagram picture and I'm already planning how to turn down sex with him this weekend...
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He just kept mumbling that he was too drunk for society and then he peed in a bush
Bouncer came into the bathrooms to tell us the old one-person-per-stall rule, realised it was two girls banging, and left us to it. Lesbiperks.
I am passing the whore torch on to you my friend. Do me proud
I didn't have anyone to cheers so I tapped my beer on your fish tank... a little too hard
Dude this weed has me so paranoid.
Yeah tell me about it I just screamed after I coughed because my own cough scared me.
FINE. BE CELIBATE AND ACCUMULATE CATS. SEE IF I CARE.
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